Salutations. Greetings. Hello. Hi. Yo.
My name is Daniel and… well, I am grumpy, shy, introverted, cynical, spontaneous, boring, lovable and a generally nice guy with only slightly less insanity than a flying laser-guided hippopotamus with a desk job on the moon.
What? You can’t expect me to be consistent in this economy!
(I also love writing and would like to consider myself an actual author (successful or unsuccessful) in the future – but don’t tell anyone. Pinky curse?)
This blo…this blaaah… this blargh will not be updated regularly, just a heads up. I will put garbage on the page when I feel like putting garbage on the page. No more, no less. I’m still not opinionated enough to blast the Internet with topics ranging from the best computer software to the worst ‘seamstress’ on the street. So don’t you go expecting stuff. The howler monkeys can taste expectations.
And you don’t want to be the attention for those filthy buggers.
Where was I?